1. |
Please Play Again
02:23
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I went to my graduation, to move on with my life,
All I wanted was a steady job, a nice house and a wife,
A week later, My heart stopped nearly dead,
When I picked up my degree, and this is what it read.
Sorry You Didn’t Win, Sorry Please Play Again,
Sorry You Didn’t Win, Sorry Please Play Again,
We regret to inform you that you’re a failure,
Sorry Please Play Again
I dated her for five years, and it seemed like it was time,
I cooked her dinner and hid the ring in the wine,
I didn’t know that soon my face would be all red,
When I got on one knee, this is what she said.
Sorry You Didn’t Win, Sorry Please Play Again,
Sorry You Didn’t Win, Sorry Please Play Again,
We regret to inform you that you’re a failure,
Sorry Please Play Again
In short I died, and got to the pearly gates,
And I asked Saint Peter, what is my fate?
Sorry You Didn’t Win, Sorry Please Play Again,
Sorry You Didn’t Win, Sorry Please Play Again,
We regret to inform you that you’re a failure,
Sorry Please Play Again
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2. |
Zombie
02:44
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Just a tiny little cut
You never thought to look
A thousand little viruses
And now your brain is cooked
You feel a little weird
You feel a little strange
You start craving flesh
You start craving brains
You're a zombie now (4x)
You can't think straight
And you start to figure
The only question left
Is who will pull the trigger
As you deteriorate
Your friends stay away
Waiting for you to turn
On this judgement day
You're a zombie now (4x)
You slip away
To the monster in side
It's you or them
They better run
They better hide.
You're a zombie now (4x)
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3. |
I'll Go Pop
00:25
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She really like punk a lot,
She couldn’t be with someone who not,
I just don’t know if I am anymore
I can’t be somebody I’m not,
She keeps pushing and I’ll go pop.
I can’t be somebody I’m not,
She keeps pushing and I’ll go pop.
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4. |
Birds of Anger
02:20
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Why are the birds so damn angry
Kamikaze birds ready to fly
Kill them all, that's their mission
No mater how many birds have to die
This war has gone on for way too long (2x)
Why are the pigs keeping the eggs
When their people are under attack
It would be an easy solution
To just give those damn eggs back
This war has gone on for way too long (2x)
Why are the birds so damn angry
Kamikaze birds ready to fly
Kill them all, that's their mission
No mater how many birds have to die
This war has gone on for way too long (4x)
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5. |
A Better Paladin
02:09
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I saw you questing around with another guy
On our old stomping ground
When did that stop being you and I
I'm still a bit dumbfound
Is it that my amor is from the last tier
Or the time I spent offline
I’ll never be able to match his stats
No mater how much I grind
Maybe I’m not strong enough
He’s a better Paladin
Maybe my build is a too little rough
He’s a better Paladin
I can’t believe that you left so suddenly
and disbanded our guild
Even if you wanted to hurt me
This seems like overkill
Is it that my mount wasn’t fast enough,
That I couldn’t keep up
I’ll never ever be as good as him
Was I holding you in a rut
Maybe I’m not strong enough
He’s a better Paladin
Maybe my build is a too little rough
He’s a better Paladin
I won’t let you see the tears fill my eyes
You were my love and my partner, in this grind
Maybe I’m not strong enough
He’s a better Paladin
Maybe my build is a too little rough
He’s a better Paladin
Maybe I’m not strong enough
Maybe my build is a too little rough
He’s a better, oh he’s a better
Paladin
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6. |
Old Maid
00:57
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Every Time We Talk
It’s alway the same
You find a deck of cards
And ask me to play
Old Maid
You insist my games
Are just not as good
If a chance I gave
You insist I would (love)
Old Maid
So many better games exist today
Please just don't make me play
Old Maid
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7. |
Notice Me
02:16
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Hey look there's the nerdy girl
Here she comes around the bend
Carrying her player's handbook
I really wanna be her friend
I give in to temptation
Trying to learn D&D
Maybe she’ll look this way
Maybe she’ll notice
Hey look there’s the nerdy girl
She almost looked this way
If only I had the courage
If I had something to say
I give in to temptation
Trying to learn D&D
Maybe she’ll look this way
Maybe she’ll notice
Hey look there’s the nerdy girl
Sitting with all her friends
Much to my dismay
I’m still not one of them
I give in to temptation
Trying to learn D&D
Maybe she’ll look this way
Maybe she’ll notice
Maybe she’ll notice me
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8. |
The Christmas Song
01:37
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Riding through the snow
Shotguns in our hands
We won't let them win
We will protect the land
Conserve the ammo now
Aim only for the head
So we can slaughter more
Yes, more of the undead
Oh, zombies here, zombies there
Fuck, there's zombies everywhere
Grab another box of shells
To ensure we are prepared
We're gonna clear them out
Hopefully before dusk
So we can enjoy
Our merry fucking christmas
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